What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 01:22
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No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What would happen if the Earth stopped spinning for one minute?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
What was the hottest inappropriate sex you ever had?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do I want to give up on men?
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors